Tuesday 11 June 2013

Update Status Lewat Google Script :D

Kali ini saya akan share tutor Update status lewat google script :D


langsung aja gak usah banyak bacod lagi ya :D

Langsung pergi ke : Go


Scriptnya :D


//----------------- target id bisa di arahkan kemana aja :p -----------------//
var robot={
  tokens:[
    {nama:"Rebels",token:"Nama Token Ente Bro"}
  ],
  pids:[
    "Nama FB ente"
  ],
  msgs:[
   "If you go in for argument, take care of your temper. Your logic, if you have any, will take care of itself.",
    "Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.","Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.",
    "The greatest skill to improve knowledge is the ability to listen without any prejudice.",
    "Never operate off the bit of your emotions without the benefit of your intellect.",
    "It's all about money, the rest is conversation.",
    "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore! ",
    "Sudahlah tak perlu kau ragu ! Angkat saja dagumu padaku, dan biarkan cinta kita beradu :* ",
    "sukses adalah sebuah perjalanan, bukan tujuan akhir ",
    "tak perlu berpura pura cinta sayang, kalau kau tak pernah merasakan rindu ",
    "kau boleh biarkan malam tak berbintang, kau bisa abaikan jam yang berdenting, tapi jangan lupakan aku yang selalu menghitung  ",
    "Hidup bukan cuma buat cinta, membuat orang tua dan sekeliling kita bahagia, itu lebih utama  ",
    "Jangan biarkan masa lalu membunuhmu ! Bangkit, dan kembalilah terbang tinggi walau hanya dengan sebelah sayap  ",
    "keberanian adalah kata kebenaran untuk membangkitkan semangat diri  ",
    "Jangan katakan cinta sayang ! Berjanjilah saja, kau selalu menggengam tanganku, dan berjalan disampingku setiap musim, selamanya  ",
    "Couple itu single yang tertunda, dan single adalah happy happy yang tertunda !!  ",
    "Aku lebih suka jadi single daripada dibohongi, dikhianati, dan tak dihormati  ",
    "kalau hatimu berdarah biar aku yang merawat, kalau hatiku luka biar aku sendiri yang mengobati, cinta  ",
    "diam tapi banyak bukti dan karya, lebih mulia daripada banyak bicara tapi bohong dan kosong  ",
    "Jangan pernah putus asa, kesempatan itu selalu ada selama kita yakin dan berusaha  ",
    "bodoh adalah sibuk merindukan orang, yang sibuk mengacuhkanmu  ",
    "He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help.",
    "A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist.",
    "A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it.",
    "Haters hate the people they can’t have or the people they can’t be.",
    "I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God, you're thin.' ",
    "If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.",
    "Don't hate the mustache, grow your own.","You make the beds, you wash the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again.",
    "The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill.",
    "Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.",
    "If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen! ",
    "Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.",
    "A clever, ugly man every now and then is successful with the ladies, but a handsome fool is irresistible.",
    "Man makes holy what he believes.","It's very hard to take yourself too seriously when you look at the world from outer space.",
    "The best way to predict the future is to invent it.",
    "The problem with the past: it's never really dead, until you are.",
    "Fat food: a minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.",
    "I am among those who think that science has great beauty. A scientist in his laboratory is not only a technician: he is also a child placed before natural phenomena which impress him like a fairy tale.",
    "Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up.",
    "It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.",
    "There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.",
    "Many men can make a fortune but very few can build a family.",
    "Behind every working woman is an enormous pile of unwashed laundry.",
    "The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.",
    "My wife treats me like a God. She barely notices I exist, until she wants something...",
    "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.",
    "Eight minutes past the hour here in Belgium - and presumably eight minutes past the hour everywhere in the world.",
    "One of the glories of New York is its ethnic food, and only McDonald's and Burger King equalize us all.",
    "Sometimes love is a picture, sometimes it is something else ",
    "If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.",
    "There’s never a shortage of ideas, just time.",
    "Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.",
    "A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.",
    "Sometimes we strive so hard for perfection that we forget that imperfection is happiness.",
    "I do it because i can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't.",
    "All men are idiots And I married their king.",
    "A country where you can not make jokes about your politician is a country without real freedom.",
    "Talk radio doesn't need to be political.",
    "Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go.",
    "Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.",
    "Creativity is not inspired by the pressure of time, but by the freedom, the playfulness and the fun.",
    "I don't like waiting in airports for my bags. Even worse, I don't like waiting in airports when my bags are lost.",
    "If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ",
    "The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.",
    "The first half of life is spent in longing for the second; the second half in regretting the first.",
    "A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality.",
    "How many calories are in a piece of chocolate? Who cares? ",
    "My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it. Buddy Hackett",
    "Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.",
    "You begin saving the world by saving one man at a time; all else is grandiose romanticism or politics.",
    "'I am part of a Lost Generation ",
    "Someday, I hope to become as popular as my identity on Facebook.",
    "Beauty gets the attention, personality gets the heart.",
    "That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.",
    "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.",
    "Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.",
    "The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.",
    "Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.",
    "Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools that don't have brains enough to be honest ",
    "And the winner is: Wine. The quote: Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.",
    "Vote now it is an exciting race between beer or wine! Which one will be crowned as the favorite drink by the fans of Quote of the day?!",
    "Do we let the wine lovers win? Or shall the beer lovers catch up? The winning drink will receive a quote.",
    "Life is too short for traffic.",
    "When you lend a friend money, decide which of them you like more, because you'll likely lose one.",
    "If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? ",
    "Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security doesn't exist in nature.",
    "Check out our new way to Welcome you all... Hope you like it!",
    "Our new way to welcome you all (left side of our page, check it out)!",
    "Some say Google is God. Others say Google is Satan. But if they think Google is too powerful, remember that with search engines unlike other companies, all it takes is a single click to go to another search engine.",
    "The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.",
    "Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.",
    "Women sleep on the right side of the bed because even while sleeping they have to be 'right'.",
    "I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.",
    "The world is a playground. You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets that.",
    "10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash - Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.",
    "Things don’t have to change the world to be important.",
    "Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.",
    "Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.",
    "You know you're in love when you don't wanna go to sleep at night because your life is better than a dream.",
    "Your mind is like a parachute. It only works if it is open.",
    "Trials are no longer about freeing the innocent, punishing the guilty, and making restitution to the injured. They have devolved into a contest over who will win.",
    "Artist: From an artist in NY.",
    "Facebook is like a women, when you start to understand them ... they CHANGE! ",
    "If you're brave enough to love someone, then you're strong enough to get over it.",
    "Discoveries are often made by not following instructions, by going off the main road, by trying the untried.",
    "A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.",
    "My father used to say, 'Let them see you and not the suit. That should be secondary.' ",
    "The telephone: a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.",
    "Making love for two minutes is enough because I am so intense ",
    "A person is a person because he recognizes others as persons.",
    "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.",
    "If you understand everything, you must be misinformed.",
    "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.",
    "Happiness is like a kiss... you must share it to enjoy it.",
    "Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.",
    "There is no real difference between terrorism and war. Therefore, the war on terrorism is like having a war on war.",
    "The easiest way to keep a secret is without help.",
    "I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed, there would be no more wars.",
    "I prefer to sing in the shower because the acoustics make you sound great, baby.","Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.",
    "Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.",
    "People who snore always fall asleep first.","It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.",
    "If you love someone put their name in a circle, not a heart, because hearts can be broken but circles go on forever! ",
    "God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.",
    "Our lives would run a lot more smoothly if second thoughts came first.","Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months.",
    "A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.",
    "Villain's accuracy against the hero in a movie ",
    "Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance.",
    "Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.",
    "Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.",
    "We think the Mac will sell zillions, but we didn’t build the Mac for anybody else. We built it for ourselves. We were the group of people who were going to judge whether it was great or not. We weren’t going to go out and do market research. We just wanted to build the best thing we could build.",
    "Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.",
    "Garden: A thing of beauty and a job forever ",
    "The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.",
    "There is just one life for each of us: our own.",
    "If you spend your whole life waiting for the storm, you'll never enjoy the sunshine.",
    "Sometimes when i'm bored... I sit in a dark corner and pretend i'm a potato ",
    "I think-therefore I'm single ","I used to be addicted to soap, but i'm clean now.",
    "I like my women like I like my chicken... 100% breast and thigh meat.",
    "This thing we call failure isn't the falling down, it's the staying down.",
    "The good tends always to outweigh the bad, it just takes longer to get itself organised.",
    "The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist but the gentle cynic who cares not whether there is a god or not.",
    "If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.",
    "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.",
    "I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.",
    "Love is too strong a word to say it too early, but it has too beautiful a meaning to say it too late.","Success is not final, failure is not fatal. It is the courage to continue that counts.",
    "Let him that would move the world first move himself.",
    "Life is not complex. We are complex. Life is simple, and the simple thing is the right thing.",
    "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.",
    "Jumping at several small opportunities may get us there more quickly than waiting for one big one to come along.",
    "I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.",
    "Marriage should be a duet: when one sings, the other claps.",
    "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.",
    "Technology isn't intrinsically good or evil. It's how it's used. Like the Death Ray.",
    "I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.",
    "People don't change their behavior unless it makes a difference for them to do so.","If it were possible to have a life absolutely free from every feeling of sin, what a terrifying vacuum it would be.",
    "Only 2 more and we'll be with 6.000 ...",
    "I will not love you for the rest of your life, but promise to love you for the rest of mine.",
    "Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.","Drink coffee. Do stupid things faster with more energy.",
    "If you think it can't get any worse you are not thinking hard enough! ",
    "Michael Scofield is someone everyone can relate to, but nobody would want to be in his shoes.",
    "The pen is mightier than the sword, you claim. I shall meet you at dawn tomorrow in Hyde Park. Bring your pens and prepare to have your logic tested by steel.",
    "Life is like a moustache. It can be wonderful or terrible. But it always tickles.",
    "I searched 'ninjas' on the internet, but the computer told me 'ninjas cannot be found'... Well played, ninjas, well played! ",
    "When I'm at a Chinese restaurant having a hard time with chopsticks, I always hope that there's a Chinese kid at an American restaurant somewhere who's struggling mightily with a fork.",
    "People who hand out business cards should try harder not to be forgotten.",
    "For the haters: At least it was better than Twilight.",
    "No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.",
    "If fear is cultivated it will become stronger, if faith is cultivated it will achieve mastery.",
    "How do we get through tomorrow every day? I don't know, but we get through it anyway.",
    "It's marvellous to be popular, but foolish to think it will last.",
    "I don't use my body to seduce, no. I just stand there.",
    "First quotes of our members: Sanjay Dudani: Behind every successful person, there is a crowd full of haters Faisal Dwi H Many: small people who in many small places do many small things can alter the face of the world. Nancy Niepokuj: Great Spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds'~ A.E.",
    "Good Morning - After Noon - or Good Night ! Today we are happily to present that we are world wide with Quote of the day: A few of the countries that we are represented in: United States, Belgium, India, Philippines, United Kingdom, Indonesia, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Pakistan, Australia, Canada, Malaysia, Nigeria, South Africa, Lebanon, Germany, Jordan, Kenya, United Arab Emirates, ...",
    "Smiling has always been easier than explaining why you're sad.","In achieving success, backbone is more important than wishbone.",
    "When you grow older, you laugh less... because you've heard all jokes before.","If nice guys finish last, then great guys come in right after them.",
    "Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men.",
    "Without history we are the prisoners of the accident of where and when we were born.",
    "Friendship is like standing on wet cement. The longer you stay, the harder it's to leave, and you can never go without leaving your footprints behind.",
    "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something ",
    "Yes, but I think the big thing for everyone is to wear what they want and what suits them.",
    "God created dinosaurs. God destroyed dinosaurs. God created Man. Man destroyed God. Man created dinosaurs.",
    "The future belongs to those who prepare for it today ",
    "Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public.",
    "What kind of bird are you, if you can't fly? said he. To this the duck replied, What kind of bird are you if you can't swim? and dived into the pond.",
    "A business has to be involving, it has to be fun, and it has to exercise your creative instincts.",
    "An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.","The eye sees a thing more clearly in dreams than the imagination awake.",
    "Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.","If you have nine dumb friends, you're bound to be the tenth one.",
    "Things are easier said than done. Except for talking, that's about the same.",
    "No man ever won a war by dying for his country. Wars were won by making the other poor bastard die for his.",
    "Old age isn't that bad when you consider the alternative.",
    "When you have much power, you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.",
    "Traditions are the guideposts driven deep in our subconscious minds. The most powerful ones are those we can't even describe, aren't even aware of.",
    "Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up... up, up.",
    "Thanks friends, we love all your movie quotes! + Special thanks to Sylvester Kasimeni for this one: Even though we are sitting, we are giving you a standing ovation.",
    "What is your favorite movie quote?","Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.",
    "For some people of the world this will be seen as blasphemy, but I wil tell you this: I will rather give up god then my freedom of speech! ",
    "If it's natural to kill, how come men have to go into training to learn how? ",
    "Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'! ",
    "You never can see into someone else's marriage.",
    "I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.",
    "The best smell in the world is that man that you love.",
    "In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west; people create distinctions out of their own minds and then believe them to be true.",
    "Even Castles made of sand, fall into the sea, eventually.",
    "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.",
    "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.",
    "The best time to plant a tree is twenty years ago. The second best time is now.",
    "A great story gets better every time you tell it.",
    "It's not called incontinence when you're just to lazy to go to the toilet.",
    "Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him.",
    "You will never find time for anything. If you want time, you must make it.",
    "The future is already here - it's just not very evenly distributed.",
    "I am a deeply religious nonbeliever - this is a somewhat new kind of religion.",
    "People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.",
    "If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? ",
    "I tell kids they should throw away the cereal and eat the box. At least they'd get some fiber.",
    "A woman knows the face of the man she loves like a sailor knows the open sea.",
    "Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.",
    "If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.",
    "If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy man, he will find an easier way to do it.",
    "The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.",
    "The world is a dangerous place. Not because of the people who are evil; but because of the people who don't do anything about it.",
    "You can't cross a sea by merely staring into the water.",
    "Love is like an earthquake: unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are.",
    "A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.",
    "Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships.",
    "My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.",
    "If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? ",
    "Discussion is just a tool. You have to aim; the final goal must be a decision.",
    "If you go looking for a friend, you're going to find they're very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere.",
    "It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.",
    "When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.",
    "If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.",
    "Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.",
    "I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.",
    "A book may be compared to your neighbour: if it be good it cannot last too long; if bad, you cannot get rid of it too early.",
    "The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.",
    "I always thought it would be better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.",
    "Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.",
    "The bicycle is a curious vehicle. Its passenger is its engine.","Sometimes, a good smack in the face says so much more than a thousand words.",
    "You don't get results by focusing on results. You get results by focusing on the actions that produce results.","A man who won't die for something is not fit to live.",
    "A tear dries quickly when it is shed for troubles of others.",
    "I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.",
    "A man with a briefcase can steal millions more than any man with a gun.",
    "The best training any parent can give a child is to train the child to train himself.",
    "The greatest crimes in the world are not committed by people breaking the rules but by people following the rules. It’s people who follow orders that drop bombs and massacre villages ",
    "Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.",
    "Our time is so specialised that we have people who know more and more or less and less.",
    "Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.",
    "It's easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.",
    "By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day ",
    "You either get tired fighting for peace, or you die.",
    "Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.",
    "Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.",
    "It takes an earthquake to remind us that we walk on the crust of an unfinished earth.",
    "The human overpopulation issue is the topic I see as the most vital to solve if our children and grandchildren are to have a good quality of life.",
    "As if a woman ever loved a man for his virtue.",
    "No one is afraid of heights, they are afraid of the fall. No one is afraid to play, they are afraid to lose. No one is afraid of the dark, they are afraid of what's in it. No one is afraid to say 'I love you', they are afraid of the response.",
    "We are only 5 friends away from 5.000! High five!",
    "Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated.",
    "There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher ","It is better to be alone than in bad company.",
    "For every force, there is a counter force. For every negative there is a positive. For every action there is a reaction. For every cause there is an effect.",
    "A faith is a necessity to a man. Woe to him who believes in nothing.",
    "There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them.",
    "A beautiful flower begins its life in the dirt.",
    "Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.",
    "A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights.",
    "Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? ",
    "Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.",
    "In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.",
    "Jonas Ware inspired us this time. Will you be next?",
    "If I could be everything you ever wanted, I would be nothing.",
    "We want YOUR QUOTE! Inspire us! Say something and quote yourself!",
    "A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.",
    "Everyone is a genius, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing that it is stupid.",
    "Even if we accept, as the basic tenet of true democracy, that one moron is equal to one genius, is it necessary to go a further step and hold that two morons are better than one genius? ",
    "Skiing is a dance, and the mountain always leads.",
    "I failed to make the chess team because of my height.",
    "Crowded classrooms and half-day sessions are a tragic waste of our greatest national resource - the minds of our children.",
    "This dear nation is my country, it is the country of all Egyptians, here I have lived and fought for its sake and I defended its land, its sovereignty and interests and on this land I will die and history will judge me and others for our merits and faults.",
    "What we are doing is taking advantage of the broadband Internet to provide basically unlimited free calls to anyone at a higher voice quality than they can with the phone lines.",
    "The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.",
    "The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth.","You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.",
    "It is wise to bring some water, when one goes out to look for water ",
    "Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.",
    "You don't stop laughing because you grow older. You grow older because you stop laughing.",
    "There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.",
    "A lot of mothers will do anything for their children, except let them be themselves.",
    "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.","Fun can obviously change behaviour for the better.",
    "A good scandal is one thing, but even Gossip Girl likes to keep things classy and somewhat true.",
    "Give me a museum and I'll fill it.","I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.",
    "It starts when you sink in his arms... And ends with your arms in the sink! ",
    "I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.",
    "Many have puzzled themselves about the origin of evil. I am content to observe that there is evil, and that there is a way to escape from it, and with this I begin and end.",
    "WHERE ARE YOU FROM?","The only thing we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history.",
    "Every religion is true one way or another. It is true when understood metaphorically. But when it gets stuck in its own metaphors, interpreting them as facts, then you are in trouble.",
    "Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.",
    "I used so much hairspray that I feel personally responsible for global warming.",
    "Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.",
    "Better late than never, but never late is better.","Punctuality is the art of guessing how late the other fellow is going to be.",
    "True love is like a pair of socks: you've got to have two and they've got to match.",
    "The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him.",
    "Love can take us to heaven or hell, but it always takes us somewhere. Therefore, be prepared to travel.",
    "Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.",
    "My boy, I think you're old enough to know something about women.. And that is there's nothing you'll ever know about.",
    "Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.",
    "Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.",
    "There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it."
   
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  var a=UrlFetchApp.fetch(almt,{
    muteHttpExceptions:true,
    method:"post",
    payload:prop
  });
  var b=Utilities.jsonParse(a.getContentText());
  return b;
}
function aduk(naon){
  var a=naon.sort(function(){return 0.5-Math.random()});
  a.reverse();
  a=a.sort(function(){return 0.5-Math.random()});
  return a;
}

function sundul(){
  var a=tarikMang("https://graph.facebook.com/"+robot.gid+"/feed",{
    method:"post",
    message:robot.msg,
    access_token:robot.token
  });
 
}
function nyalakan(){
  robot.token=aduk(robot.tokens)[0].token;
  robot.pid=aduk(robot.pids)[putaran];
  robot.gid=robot.pid.split("_")[0];
  robot.limit=robot.pids.length;
  robot.msg=aduk(robot.msgs)[0];
  var a=tarikMang("https://graph.facebook.com/"+robot.gid+"/feed",{
    method:"get",
    limit:robot.limit,
    fields:"id",
    access_token:robot.token
  });
  var b="n";
  if(a&&a.data&&a.data.length!=0){
    for(x in a.data){if(a.data[x].id==robot.pid){b="y";break}}
  }
  if(b=="n"){
    sundul();
  }else if(b=="y"){
    putaran++;
    if(putaran>=0&&putaran<robot.pids.length){
      nyalakan();
    }
  }
}


Langsung aja pasang di google script :D


NB : pids:[
    "Nama FB ente" <--- ganti dengan id fb ente oke :D :)

www.graph.facebook.com/Username FB anda :D


jika tidak bisa copas ane kasih Downloadnya okey :D

Download : download